do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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