Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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