the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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