its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize