Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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