Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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