We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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