I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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