It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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