I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Randomize
