What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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