she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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