i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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