its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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