i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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