But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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