Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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