I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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