so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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