Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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