NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
So vagazzling was a success
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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