I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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