You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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