i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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