i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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