I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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