She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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