are you still at the devil's house?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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