haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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