You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Sober January is a disaster.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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