no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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