Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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