he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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