Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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