margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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