Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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