I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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