your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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