it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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