So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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