I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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