I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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