he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
