this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize