It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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