So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
