Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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