im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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