do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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