just come out here and I will go home with you...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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