at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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