Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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