no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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