Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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