And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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