So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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